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Tip of the day script
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var today_obj=new Date()
var today_date=today_obj.getDate()

var tips=new Array()
//Configure the below variable to contain the "header" of the tip
var tiptitle='<b></b>'

//Configure the below array to hold the 31 possible tips of the month
tips[1]='Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. <em> ~ Winston Churchill</em> '
tips[2]='Most people stumble over the truth, now and then, but they usually manage to pick themselves up and go on, anyway. <em> ~ Winston Churchill</em> '
tips[3]='Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. <em> ~ Winston Churchill</em> '
tips[4]='Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.'
tips[5]=' &quot;Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.&quot; <em> ~ Buddha</em>'
tips[6]=' &quot;Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?&quot; <em> ~ Abraham Lincoln </em>'
tips[7]=' &quot;Imagination is more important than knowledge.&quot; <em> ~ Albert Einstein</em>'
tips[8]=' &quot;We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.&quot; <em> ~ Winston Churchill</em>'
tips[9]=' &quot;Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world.&quot; <em> ~ Buddha</em>'
tips[10]=' &quot;Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.&quot; <em> ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson</em>'
tips[11]='Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?'
tips[12]='A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:"Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it was not you. $50.'
tips[13]='&quot;No one has ever become poor by giving.&quot; <em> ~ Anne Frank</em>'
tips[14]='If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?'
tips[15]='&quot;Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?&quot; <em> ~ Abraham Lincoln </em> '
tips[16]='&quot;I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.&quot;'
tips[17]='I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. <em> ~ Winston Churchill</em>'
tips[18]='Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity'
tips[19]=' &quot;The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he is capable receiving.&quot; <em> ~ Albert Einstein</em>'
tips[20]='So.....what is the speed of dark?'
tips[21]='3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who cannot.'
tips[22]='Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.'

tips[23]=' &quot;There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.&quot; <em> ~ Albert Einstein </em>'
tips[24]=' &quot;Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.&quot; <em> ~ Albert Einstein</em>'
tips[25]=' &quot;Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world.&quot; <em> ~ Buddha</em>'
tips[26]='&quot;Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.&quot; <em> ~ Winston Churchill</em> '
tips[27]='&quot;Most people stumble over the truth, now and then, but they usually manage to pick themselves up and go on, anyway.&quot; <em> ~ Winston Churchill</em> '
tips[28]=' &quot;I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.&quot; <em> ~ Albert Einstein</em>'
tips[29]=' &quot;Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former.&quot; <em> ~ Albert Einstein</em>'
tips[30]=' &quot;Imagination is more important than knowledge.&quot; <em> ~ Albert Einstein</em>'
tips[31]='Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.'

document.write(tiptitle)
document.write(tips[today_date])

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